I listen to lots of stuff

creamteasandjammydodgers:

danisnotofire:

look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much

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Handwritten Post

  • 1: Write your URL in some writing that you thought were super cool when you were younger. Eg, bubble letters, digital clock letters, letters with lots of embellishments, or letters with smiley faces in them.
  • 2: Write a list of all the countries or states you’ve been to. Write a comment on each of them. Or some, if you can’t be bothered.
  • 3: List your top three statistical Tumblr crushes and draw their icons.
  • 4: Draw a selfie.
  • 5: Name three things you like about yourself.
  • 6: Do you like the climate you live in? What do you like about it or what would you change?
  • 7: What is your current mood? Write and/or draw.
  • 8: Can you tie a bow-tie? A regular tie? If yes, how and when did you learn?
  • 9: Pick something from your immediate surroundings and tell the story behind the item.
  • 10: The last time you noticed you’d put a piece of clothing on incorrectly, i.e. backwards/inside out/etc?
  • 11: What is a typical breakfast for you?
  • 12: How do you take your favorite coffee? Eg strong or weak? Black or with cream/milk and/or sugar/sweetener? Filter, espresso, French press or instant? Hot or iced? Regular or decaf? None of the above?
  • 13: Describe your favorite food. Who makes it?
  • 14: List 5 movies that you love.
  • 15: What is a wanky memory from Tumblr that still makes you blush?
  • 16: What brought you to Tumblr?
  • 17: Have you had any real Tumblr crushes? If you want to keep your mystery, answer with a drawing.
  • 18: Do you prefer to text or call your friends?
  • 19: Write an autograph version of your URL.
  • 20: Pick up the nearest printed material in your first language and copy out a random paragraph.

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

tygermama:

  • the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
  • it’s Steve’s idea

peachsodapixie:

rangerkimmy:

#can you imagine if we left these 4 guys alone in the top floor of stark tower for like a month #or even just a week #SHIT WOULD GET DONE #we’d probably have interstellar travel in 3 days

I have to disagree with the tags because I feel as though within six hours, Richards and Stark would be in a “I’m the smartest” pissing match. Peter would be to busy fanboying the fuck out over being in the same room as his heros. And poor Bruce would be in the corner doing yoga trying not to Hulk out because OMG TONY SHUT UP AND STOP BAITING REED. 

It would end with Hawkeye having to tranquilize them all from an air vent. 

(Source: harrydresdens)

skyfallat221b:

"You know he once tried to drink an ocean as a competition, right?”

"The Chrisis" starring Evans, Hemsworth, Pine and featuring Pratt

losille2000:

cinderella1181:

marvelousmindloki:

cinderella1181:

losille2000:

cinderella1181:

losille2000:

marvelousmindloki:

losille2000:

I’m still going to make that movie titled “The Chrises” wherein Chris Evans, Chris Pine and Chris Hemsworth sit around being incredibly hot, adorable, stunningly blue-eyed men.  All they have to do is sit there and be dudes.  That’s it. 

But if you gave them some life altering plot point to overcome, like working together to assemble an Ikea dresser, you could call it “The Chrisis” and market it as an indi-drama!

OMG!  That’s brilliant.  I love the Ikea dresser idea!  I am dying laughing about it—first they have to make it through the Ikea like mice in a maze without getting sidetracked by the Swedish meatballs and lingonberry jam in the cafeteria.  THEN they have to figure out how they’re going to fit it into the car plus all three of them… and they haven’t even made it back to put together yet.  Still them being dudes, though.

Just now with tool belts.

BUT!

The car is a mini! So they have to get the dresser and all of them in it.

"The Chrisis"

Three men named Chris.  One Ikea dresser.  Who will triumph?

(Coming soon to a theater near you.)

Int. Day.

Evans: I’ve lost the Allen wrench, like I have lost my will to live.

Hemsworth: Have you checked in your pecks? Maybe it is there. Or under your very firm right buttock.

Pine: Aren’t we all just going through life getting lost like Allen wrenches?

(Pine looks into the camera with his incredibly blue eyes as the scene fades…)

20 minutes later:

Pine: Guys, I’ve just realized… I’ve been looking at the instructions upside-down.

Hemsworth: (sighs) Chris, when are you going to realize that you’re always looking at instructions wrong, the instructions for your life. You and Chris are just alike.

Evans: I’m sorry, are we talking about me? I mean I assume we are talking about me, because I’m the only other Chris in the room, but you don’t have any room to talk Chris. You’ve been looking at things upside-down your whole life.

Pine & Hemsworth: Me? You’ve got a lot of nerve Chris!

Chaos ensues as all three Chris’s get confused about which Chris each Chris is referring to…

*J.J. Abrams Lens Flare(tm) on the Allen wrench as it skids across the floor in to oblivion*

What about Chris Pratt?

Chris Pratt, that adorable man, unfortunately does not fit into the Blue-eyed Chris Club—he has green/hazel eyes.  He would be their arch “enemy”, always on the outside looking in.  He even went through all the trouble of transforming his body to fit into a Marvel movie, but no luck. :(. 

He’s so dastardly, he’s responsible for stealing the English language directions in the Ikea box before the Chrises got it out of Ikea and into their impossibly tiny car.

His story would be told in the sequel: "The Chrisis: Revenge of Chris".

——————

I am putting this here because it seems relevant again after Notsomolly brought up her idea for a Chris movie today…

I have tears rolling down my face

trust-me-im-adoctor:

redventure:

juicyjacqulyn:

entropiaorganizada:

hookteeth:

hethatcures:

This legitimately upsets me.

… Y’see, now, y’see, I’m looking at this, thinking, squares fit together better than circles, so, say, if you wanted a box of donuts, a full box, you could probably fit more square donuts in than circle donuts if the circumference of the circle touched the each of the corners of the square donut.
So you might end up with more donuts.
But then I also think… Does the square or round donut have a greater donut volume? Is the number of donuts better than the entire donut mass as a whole?
Hrm.
HRM.

A round donut with radius R1 occupies the same space as a square donut with side 2R1. If the center circle of a round donut has a radius R2 and the hole of a square donut has a side 2R2, then the area of a round donut is πR12 - πr22. The area of a square donut would be then 4R12 - 4R22. This doesn’t say much, but in general and  throwing numbers, a full box of square donuts has more donut per donut than a full box of round donuts.The interesting thing is knowing exactly how much more donut per donut we have. Assuming first a small center hole (R2 = R1/4) and replacing in the proper expressions, we have a 27,6% more donut in the square one (Round: 15πR12/16 ≃ 2,94R12, square: 15R12/4 = 3,75R12). Now, assuming a large center hole (R2 = 3R1/4) we have a 27,7% more donut in the square one (Round: 7πR12/16 ≃ 1,37R12, square: 7R12/4 = 1,75R12). This tells us that, approximately, we’ll have a 27% bigger donut if it’s square than if it’s round.
tl;dr: Square donuts have a 27% more donut per donut in the same space as a round one.

god i love this site

can’t argue with science. Heretofore, I want my donuts square.

more donut per donut

trust-me-im-adoctor:

redventure:

juicyjacqulyn:

entropiaorganizada:

hookteeth:

hethatcures:

This legitimately upsets me.

… Y’see, now, y’see, I’m looking at this, thinking, squares fit together better than circles, so, say, if you wanted a box of donuts, a full box, you could probably fit more square donuts in than circle donuts if the circumference of the circle touched the each of the corners of the square donut.

So you might end up with more donuts.

But then I also think… Does the square or round donut have a greater donut volume? Is the number of donuts better than the entire donut mass as a whole?

Hrm.

HRM.

A round donut with radius R1 occupies the same space as a square donut with side 2R1. If the center circle of a round donut has a radius R2 and the hole of a square donut has a side 2R2, then the area of a round donut is πR12 - πr22. The area of a square donut would be then 4R12 - 4R22. This doesn’t say much, but in general and  throwing numbers, a full box of square donuts has more donut per donut than a full box of round donuts.

The interesting thing is knowing exactly how much more donut per donut we have. Assuming first a small center hole (
R2 = R1/4) and replacing in the proper expressions, we have a 27,6% more donut in the square one (Round: 15πR12/16 ≃ 2,94R12, square: 15R12/4 = 3,75R12). Now, assuming a large center hole (R2 = 3R1/4) we have a 27,7% more donut in the square one (Round: 7πR12/16 ≃ 1,37R12, square: 7R12/4 = 1,75R12). This tells us that, approximately, we’ll have a 27% bigger donut if it’s square than if it’s round.


tl;dr: Square donuts have a 27% more donut per donut in the same space as a round one.

god i love this site

can’t argue with science. Heretofore, I want my donuts square.

more donut per donut

(Source: nimstrz)

My coworker just said expresso

cowgirlsteph:

I know you’re new, but the correct pronunciation of espresso is literally the first thing you were taught.

I HAVE A COWORKER WHO DOES THIS and she is not new UGH

xtonicmidnight:

oh my god.im fucking crying from laughter at weird al’s ‘word crimes’ but my favorite part is that he mentions that there is no x in espresso. oh my god. yessssss. learn this people!

This was one of the (many) parts I cheered at

(Source: powellflutes)

dwarva:

anti-fapitalism:

anti-fapitalism:

A video game in which every time you die your injured limbs and body parts are replaced by machines and you slowly become less and less human until the point in which you have no human body parts left and you must decide whether you will continue to fight for humanity of which you have no connection left with

Someone do fan art of this

Screw fan art someone make THE DAMN GAME. 

bookishandi:

padfootstolemycrumpet:


fuckyeahteddylupin:


Same mirror - same place - different orphan by *button-bird


*strangled cry*


NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
 
But also YES.
 
Because for me this is a pretty important part of the final battle. A lot of folks accused JKR of just wanting to kill people off, and Lupin and Tonks were one of the major “sins” in that category. But for me, one of the major themes of her books is vicious cycle of violence, and another is the ways ordinary people can break that cycle. It’s important that we know that Harry doesn’t stop all the pain, that he’s not the last war orphan. Just like the first War, parents and adults have to make choices, choices with consequences. 
 
Like James and Lily, Lupin and Tonks didn’t risk their lives to defeat Voldemort. They gave their lives for each other, because no one person should bear the weight of the sacrifice. They gave their lives for their son, who deserved a better world. They gave their lives for love, not for victory.
 
I think it’s important to see the ways Voldemort’s evil creates these cycles, children taken from their parents and parents taken from their children, again and again. I think it’s an important sobering note in the victory—yes, this time Voldemort is really dead, but there’s another baby this time, another infant who will never know his beautiful, wonderful parents because of Voldemort and his message of hate and violence. Another child who will grow up wondering where he came from, what his parents were like, what would be different if they were alive.
 
But it’s also beautiful that Teddy will have such a different experience. And his experience will not be different because Voldemort is “really gone.” His experience will be different because his grandmother will tell him about his brilliant mom. Because Harry will tell him about his wonderful dad. Because Harry will help him deal with his pain and loss, be a sympathetic ear who understands what it’s like to grow up without your parents. Because the Weasleys will welcome him as another grandchild, and he’ll grow up with Victoire to throw dirt at, and James as a little brother. His experience won’t be different because Harry won a war, it will be different because of love.
 
That’s the whole story of Harry Potter. Sometimes we have to fight for what’s right, but what really makes life worth living and what really changes the world isn’t magic or power or moral superiority. It’s love.

bookishandi:

padfootstolemycrumpet:

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
 
But also YES.
 
Because for me this is a pretty important part of the final battle. A lot of folks accused JKR of just wanting to kill people off, and Lupin and Tonks were one of the major “sins” in that category. But for me, one of the major themes of her books is vicious cycle of violence, and another is the ways ordinary people can break that cycle. It’s important that we know that Harry doesn’t stop all the pain, that he’s not the last war orphan. Just like the first War, parents and adults have to make choices, choices with consequences.
 
Like James and Lily, Lupin and Tonks didn’t risk their lives to defeat Voldemort. They gave their lives for each other, because no one person should bear the weight of the sacrifice. They gave their lives for their son, who deserved a better world. They gave their lives for love, not for victory.
 
I think it’s important to see the ways Voldemort’s evil creates these cycles, children taken from their parents and parents taken from their children, again and again. I think it’s an important sobering note in the victory—yes, this time Voldemort is really dead, but there’s another baby this time, another infant who will never know his beautiful, wonderful parents because of Voldemort and his message of hate and violence. Another child who will grow up wondering where he came from, what his parents were like, what would be different if they were alive.
 
But it’s also beautiful that Teddy will have such a different experience. And his experience will not be different because Voldemort is “really gone.” His experience will be different because his grandmother will tell him about his brilliant mom. Because Harry will tell him about his wonderful dad. Because Harry will help him deal with his pain and loss, be a sympathetic ear who understands what it’s like to grow up without your parents. Because the Weasleys will welcome him as another grandchild, and he’ll grow up with Victoire to throw dirt at, and James as a little brother. His experience won’t be different because Harry won a war, it will be different because of love.
 
That’s the whole story of Harry Potter. Sometimes we have to fight for what’s right, but what really makes life worth living and what really changes the world isn’t magic or power or moral superiority. It’s love.